It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
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